Football fever grips Serbia and Montenegro.

Petkovic has banned his team from discussing the break-up of Serbia and Montenegro.

The BBC reports, you read.

Mirko Vucinic, Serbia and Montenegro’s only declared Montenegrin, will still play for Serbia and Montenegro at this year’s World Cup. The young striker from Italian side Lecce will also represent Serbia and Montenegro at the upcoming Under-21 European championships.

Ivan Ergic can’t contain his joy about being selected to the national side for the World Cup. Way to go dude. Hopefully the Dutch, Argentines, and Ivorians will be refering to you as “Ivan the Terrible” after group play… Ha Ha Ha.

Savo Milosevic, Serbia and Montenegro’s super striker, was interviewed and talks about how Serbia and Montenegro has a great chance to win the World Cup if it somehow survives the arrogant and belligerent Argentines, Dutch, and Ivorians.

Okay… he doesn’t describe the opposition as arrogant and belligerent (he’s too nice). What [...]

Goran Gavrancic, über defender, for Mother Serbia and Montenegro’s Soccer Boys says at the very least SM is going to the semifinals, because SM is going to be a “tough nut to crack”.
The Netherlands, Argentina, and the Ivory Coast don’t know what is about to happen… we pity the fools.

We’re winning the whole thing boys and girls!!!

FIFA officially profiles the good guys.

The Squad:
Goalkeepers:
Dragoslav Jevric (Anakaraspor)
Oliver Kovacevic (CSKA Sofia),
Vladimir Stojkovic (Nantes)
Defenders:
Goran Gavrancic (Dynamo Kiev)
Ivica Dragutinovic (Sevilla)
Mladen Krstajic (Schalke)
Nemanja Vidic (Manchester United)
Milan Dudic (Red Star Belgrade)
Nenad Djordjevic (Partizan Belgrade)
Dusan Basta (Red Star Belgrade)
Midfielders:
Dejan Stankovic (Inter Milan)
Igor Duljaj (Shakhtar Donetsk)
Predrag Djordjevic (Olympiakos Piraeus)
Ognjen Koroman (Portsmouth)
Albert Nadj (Partizan Belgrade)
Sasa Ilic (Galatasaray)
Zvonimir Vukic (Partizan Belgrade)
Ivan Ergic (Basel)
Forwards:
Savo [...]