Probable Argentina Lineup Tomorrow

Let’s be clear about Maradona, now that FIFA’s cameras are picking him out of the sidelines as fetishly as they did Rooney in every England game: the man is a cheat. The man is a hog. The man is a whorish Catholic who thinks wearing a two-ton cross around his neck and mistaking his wanker’s hand for that of God (no matter how the two can honestly be confused) entitles him to playing the game according to his self-serving rules. As an overrated player, you can’t do much worse than Maradona. As an overinflated personality with methane-hot air at its core, you can’t do much better. The Kyoto Protocol needs a special provision to account for his share of Argentinian greenhouse gases. He is the Antonin Scalia of footballers.

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Scalia is a true Catholic though… and doesn’t do drugs and whore it up. Maradona is quite a mess though.